Niiiice

HI from America

I think the god among cats and riding an elephant are lies. I just took a class on India and I know that there are LOTTTTSSSS of people who come from Royal lines. Which is sad to think about how people lost their titles and everything, but at least they kept their wealth.

Waah re.. :D

Kya re. Directly friend request bhi nahi send kar sakte tujhe.. Bohut bhaav hai tere. :P

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How much more red could i possibly get? Do you want me to look like a tomato? Because that's how you get me to look like a tomato.
#okmofothatwastoomuchcomefightme

Jesus is definitely lucky, he earned all these hearts with his gracious soul <3

Wow wow wow .. the bushes in front of my window are definitely moving now! Are you hear Chinmay? Can you hear me?

NoooooOoooo not you, out of all people, how could you be the one with the dirty mind? *cough*

Is it highly cheesy or EXTREMELY highly cheesy? On a scale from 0 to 10 how cheesy is it really? The suspense is killing me, I need to know!

I congratulate you! You are the first person to sneekily snatch my number. Be proud of yourself. Oh by the way by writing me in Whatsapp you've also automatically subscribed to me sending you unlimited pictures of my 45-year-old moustache. I should have told you earlier, but you'll like it :)

I know, I know! I'm the last person on earth who'd deliberately hurt the cheese! I can feel the cheese ok? It's like a baby to me! Next time I'm there, I will say hi to him from you. I bet he'll be super excited to hear it. Senpai finally noticed him :')

You won't regret giving me your kik you naughty madam, you. I'll get myself ready for ultra high resolution pics of my stache right away.
Omg.. that is so sweet of you, I don't know how to thank you, I'm SO gratef ... wait a minute. NO!! You just want to get me hooked on more perfume to make me dependant on you !! You monster!

Alrighty, I'll make sure to apply enough perfume for you before the sniff meeting. I just hope your healing powers are as good as you say they are :O

KILL THEM WITH POTATOES!!!!! Potatoes are actually such a good weapon. Uncooked they hurt a lot when you get hit in the head with one. We can also use mashed potatoes to drown our enemies in.
I've totally noticed your hair stroking skills. Is there anything you can't do?

It's even in my ID. I didn't choose the name. The name chose me. I know, I sound like quite the thug due to my name and you know what: I AM!
Damn, this cough seems to be spreading rather wildly through the Internet... And yes .. only for research purposes ..

Making you feel really special was exactly my intention :)
Come quickly, my liquefied heart is spoiling the carpet!
Ok, you know what, because I feel extra nice today you can say your pun.

How much more red could i possibly get? Do you want me to look like a tomato? Beca

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wasn't implying anything at all ok? Like totally.. nothing else than a hug. Totally.. *cough*

It was not bait! How could you possibly think that I'd be so cruel? Tell me a way to send it and I will.
I did respect the cheese! I held it really gently, and I patiently explained that sending it to you would cost me a shit ton of money, and the cheese nodded and understood. So I put him back there, but he wanted me to tell you he said hi.

Ohoooo I liked moustached ladieSss, we'll have a lot of fun tonight hehe, add me on kik.

Don't .. don't misunderstand pls! I .. I already gave away a few of the perfumes, I AM NOT ADDICTED .. maybe just a little bit! Pls don't tell my mommy!!
Are you sure that will cure me? I'd let you do anything to cure me from this terrible disease! ;'( Okay, I'll bring all of them with me, all 27, and you have to sniff them all. Deal?

Let's get the testers back! Bring on the sound of your war cry! ALULULULULULULU!!!!
That was just a little bit creepy, but since you're charming I didn't even really notice :)
Party Pooper is my second name, boy. I will rob the fun out of everything you love muhahahah.

DUDE1 That was like totally uncalled for! But just .. ahem for research purposes .. moan how hard? *cough*
Ok ok ok. To make you shut up once and for all, I award you the Pun Crown. See I even put glitter on it and drew little hearts on the sides, just for you.

Damn, how could you possibly see my heart melting from there? It's in a total puddle now. You better help me clean up the mess you created :'(
AHSKFDAEUJ stop now! Y r u so smooth? I'm blushing like a moron, staaaahp!

Ok I'll notify you. *notifies you* woops, already time again.
#didyoujustcallmeaninnyyouegg?

Yeah well really? Doesn't bother me, because you know, Jesus is in an open relationship with all of us. So of course he got all dem ladies around him.

That hurts me so much :'( What do you mean you'd rather sleep than come 6389kms to see me? *cries herself to sleep*

Wow, you keep your dirty thoughts to yourself! Obviously I totally wasn't implying an

Jesus Christ:
I'm your competition now! Brace yourself, I am coming (that actually sounds kind of wrong now that I've typed it out, but oh well..

#bloodisnotthinnerthanwateryouilliteratecarrot
Nah, I won't give out his number. If I keep it secret, I might even end up in heaven :)
You lazy swine :P Won't even come across the globe for me.

Great, my body heat should give you that warm fuzzy feeling inside.

I already expected this kind of reaction :)
Honestly that cheese was freaking massive, I'd love for you to see this xD
My friend and I were grocery shopping in a shop called Selgros, it's like Testco just in Germany. And he spotted this HUGE cheese and I wanted a picture with the cheese, so I got it taken. The cheese was calling me Chinmay. And now I have this picture and don't know how to use it.

God damn it... You found out about my hidden identity. I am indeed a moustached man, 45 years old, in good shape baby, can rock your world, wan't a boyfriend, cutie?

Perfumes are the best! I was in a perfume store in Mumbai called Inshallah Mashallah or something and i bought far too much perfume for myself. I even have some left and it's still good.
Damn it, how dare they giving out so few testers!! Pigs!
I'm so sorry!! Pls, how can I mend your broken heart? I want to make this work :'( Should I call you Rachel for a start?
(Yes my mum said I was her pretty princess, if you want to know.)

I will not send the wine, you old alcoholic. You survived one month without beer, you'll survive without wine, too. Think about your parents DUDE!

The negotiations are trully on fire right now! 10 doesn't sound bad, but what about, and now sit down, 92? Hm, isn't that quite a great deal? Buy now or cry later. *high-fives*
New Moon sounds intense man! I'll totally consider that. You have the next date for that? I want to prepare myself properly for the big show.
STOP IT WITH THE PUNS OMG!!
I will get my revenge.. Soon! I'll beat your ass in a board game and you have absolutely no choice of whether we'll play a board game or not. It is decided.

You know that having a Liverpoolian accent is really questionable? They sounds drunk 98% of the time, but wait, maybe that's the goal you want to reach, is it?
But congrats on having any English accent, as I said before, I sound like the typical German potato. With extra mayonaisse.

I'm your competition now. Brace yoursel